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Herbie Simpson • Mathematician

Herbie grew up as a sheep herder. He struggled with the labor and was unable to concentrate on rounding up the herd because he was constantly calculating the income from the wool. The farmer took him out of the field and into university. He went on to create the 2nd largest wool trading company in the U.S. history. 1910

 

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Henry & Katie • Peach Farmers

After 70 dog years of loving marriage someone asked Henry his secret. He said “You gotta share everything. Split the water and kibble and biscuits equally - hell even give her a little more sometime. And absolutely make sure that a minimum of 98% of your day is spent cuddling, napping and kissing.” 1933

 

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John Harris • Naturalist, Author & Environmental Philosopher.

Although born a pack animal John always felt most comfortable alone in nature and his biggest fear was being tied to a leash. He lobbied the city of San Fransisco and established the nations first off leash dog park. 1890

 

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Gus “Goose” Potterson • American Soldier at the Battle of the Alamo

A pacifist at heart, Goose despised the idea of war and tried to bring together the two sides by instituting Taco Tuesday’s and Pizza Party Friday’s which were a hit with the infantry men on both sides but never quite gained the approval of the commanding officers. 1836

 

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Gary Pottinot • Orphan

Gary was the most creative little pup in the orphanage. He was always learning a new song and dance or craft and skill that he would panhandle on the street corner. He was the most loved in the orphanage because he always used that money to buy treats for the less fortunate pups. 1932

 

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Ginger Harper • Bride

Shown here the morning of her wedding. Ginger had an arranged marriage set up by the good people at the orphanage. She had only met her new life partners once but all agreed it was love at first sniff. Her new hooman partners didn’t hesitate to put a ring around her neck and lead her home - happily ever after. 1910

 

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Patrick & Cecil O’Mailey • Private Investigaters

The brothers were hired for a lengthy and in-depth investigation requiring nightly stakeouts at the Madison family residence. The brothers were highly suspicious of gang activity, burglary, and possible drug smuggling but the only results they ever turned up were catching the Madison’s daughter sneaking out of the house late at night. They were rewarded handsomely. 1943 

 

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Nikolai Shestov • Russian Physiologist

Nikolai lived with and worked along side the famed Ivan Pavlov during his ‘Dog Salivation Studies’. While Pavlov was busy studing the dogs Nikolai’s researched focused on Pavlov himself. His thesis began: ‘Is this man dumb enough to believe that dog’s think about anything besides just food?’ 1902 

 

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Frank Jr. Wright

Frank’s hooman was Orville Wright and while he admired and adored his best friend Frank never understood the obsession over flying. Why would someone work so hard to lift himself off the ground instead of simply enjoying the sun while rolling belly up in the grass? Silly hoomans. 1902

 

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Georgio Caneio • Fashion Designer

Not only was Georgio extremely talented and respected, he was also exceptionally resourceful as a designer. Angered by the humans wasting of precious material on unnecessary attire like shoes and slippers, Georgio transformed these wastes of leather into more useful garments and accoutrements, mainly slobber absorbers. 1834

 

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Lord Bronson • King of the Domicile

In his earlier years the King had a real hard time focusing on his daily responsibilities. He was constantly distracted by his tail taunting him from the corner of his eye causing him to dizzy himself in a fury to quell the instigator. He began wearing a cape to cover his back side and realized that the style fit him well. Over the years he adopted it fully. 1902 

 

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Ethel McFerran • Church Choir Member

Ethel found the church at a young age and was instantly hooked for life. Every Sunday she got to hang with all her buddies. They’d all line up and shake hands. They’d all howl in unison at the top of their lungs 10 or 12 times a morning. They’d eat cookies annnnnd sip forget juice every single Sunday. Ethel never missed a single service. 1882

 

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